Huhu grubs in rotten pine wood Photo by Charlotte Symmonds |
One of the things you learn in Survival School
is that you had better not be squeamish
because you will learn to eat some of the damndest things that have ever passed
a human’s front teeth. For starters, what
would you think about eating a big fat grub?
Believe me you’ll think about that for a while before
chowing down, and that is only the beginning.
By the time you get out of the school you’ll learn to eat anything that
doesn’t try to eat you first. As a
matter of fact poisonous snakes
don’t make bad fare as long as you get them first. Contrary to popular belief they don’t taste
like chicken either; more like snake.
The ones we ate were Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnakes, not bad when cut
up into short segments and roasted on the end of a sharpened stick over an open
fire. But first you have to skin the
snake, and they don’t die right away.
Neither does the snake’s head, so after decapitating the snake
carefully bury its head deeply as it still is capable of delivering a lethal
bite for several hours after being severed from the rest of the snake. The rest of the snake is completely harmless,
but full of bones. The way we cooked it,
it tasted slightly smoky from the smoke of our cooking fire.
Snake wasn’t the only strange thing we ate however, roasted alligator tail was
another. For the benefit of the curious
we were in the Florida Everglades.
Alligator isn’t bad, but it needs to be tenderized before eating or it
will be like gnawing on the front tire of a Payloader. The way to tenderize one is to cut the tail
into steaks about one half of an inch thick and then pound them with a length
of wood until they are tender. This is
the same way that Californians deal with the abalone, a type of
shellfish found off the West Coast of the US .
In the survival school you are taught to eat many things
that you normally wouldn’t give house room too, such as grubs, insects,
spiders, and just about anything else that wasn’t poisonous to your digestive
system. Among the more entertaining
things that were used as a demonstration product was “muktuk,” this gastronomical
treat is a chunk of whale blubber and skin that you could chew for energy. This is usually eaten by the Inuit, the natives of Arctic
regions. It tasted like a cross between
oil soaked cotton batten, which was the blubber. The skin was more like a piece of old
tire. Obviously, the tire tasted better.
Generally, the diet was pretty high in protein, but there
were some simple vegetable item added for variety. One of these was quite interesting as it was
the cambium layer from a tree. This is
the thin layer found just under the bark.
It is light in color, and to prepare it too eat you have to cut it into
very thin strips before cooking. You
cook it by boiling it in hot water for several minutes, and eat it like
spaghetti. It isn’t very nutritious but
it will provide enough calories to take the edge off hunger.
Another edible that we took advantage of in the Everglades was palm hearts. This was the bud found at the top of a palm
tree. There are so many plants in the Everglades
that this was about the only vegetation we dared eat. I guess it is true that there are over 500
ways that you can die in the Everglades .
Another thing we learned was not to eat too many rabbits because
although they are easy to catch the rabbit lacks body fat that we need to
survive. Rabbits are high in protein,
but require that you find another source of fat to go with them, or you will
starve to death in the midst of plenty.
From survival school the author determined that if someone
wasn’t shooting at him the most likely place to survive is to head for a
coastline of the ocean because there are so many things that you can scavenge
from the ocean that you would never starve, and probably would be able to live
a good life even though it is restricted.
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