|Huhu grubs in rotten pine wood|
Photo by Charlotte Symmonds
One of the things you learn in Survival School is that you had better not be squeamish because you will learn to eat some of the damndest things that have ever passed a human’s front teeth. For starters, what would you think about eating a big fat grub?
Believe me you’ll think about that for a while before chowing down, and that is only the beginning. By the time you get out of the school you’ll learn to eat anything that doesn’t try to eat you first. As a matter of fact poisonous snakes don’t make bad fare as long as you get them first. Contrary to popular belief they don’t taste like chicken either; more like snake. The ones we ate were Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnakes, not bad when cut up into short segments and roasted on the end of a sharpened stick over an open fire. But first you have to skin the snake, and they don’t die right away. Neither does the snake’s head, so after decapitating the snake carefully bury its head deeply as it still is capable of delivering a lethal bite for several hours after being severed from the rest of the snake. The rest of the snake is completely harmless, but full of bones. The way we cooked it, it tasted slightly smoky from the smoke of our cooking fire.
Snake wasn’t the only strange thing we ate however, roasted alligator tail was another. For the benefit of the curious we were in the Florida Everglades. Alligator isn’t bad, but it needs to be tenderized before eating or it will be like gnawing on the front tire of a Payloader. The way to tenderize one is to cut the tail into steaks about one half of an inch thick and then pound them with a length of wood until they are tender. This is the same way that Californians deal with the abalone, a type of shellfish found off the West Coast of the
In the survival school you are taught to eat many things that you normally wouldn’t give house room too, such as grubs, insects, spiders, and just about anything else that wasn’t poisonous to your digestive system. Among the more entertaining things that were used as a demonstration product was “muktuk,” this gastronomical treat is a chunk of whale blubber and skin that you could chew for energy. This is usually eaten by the Inuit, the natives of Arctic regions. It tasted like a cross between oil soaked cotton batten, which was the blubber. The skin was more like a piece of old tire. Obviously, the tire tasted better.
Generally, the diet was pretty high in protein, but there were some simple vegetable item added for variety. One of these was quite interesting as it was the cambium layer from a tree. This is the thin layer found just under the bark. It is light in color, and to prepare it too eat you have to cut it into very thin strips before cooking. You cook it by boiling it in hot water for several minutes, and eat it like spaghetti. It isn’t very nutritious but it will provide enough calories to take the edge off hunger.
Another edible that we took advantage of in the Everglades was palm hearts. This was the bud found at the top of a palm tree. There are so many plants in the
that this was about the only vegetation we dared eat. I guess it is true that there are over 500
ways that you can die in the Everglades.
Another thing we learned was not to eat too many rabbits because although they are easy to catch the rabbit lacks body fat that we need to survive. Rabbits are high in protein, but require that you find another source of fat to go with them, or you will starve to death in the midst of plenty.
From survival school the author determined that if someone wasn’t shooting at him the most likely place to survive is to head for a coastline of the ocean because there are so many things that you can scavenge from the ocean that you would never starve, and probably would be able to live a good life even though it is restricted.